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Equal parts wholesome and unhinged, this design turns everyone’s favorite flightless bird into the ultimate comedy icon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you love penguins, internet humor, awkward life moments, random funny shirts, or simply enjoy designs that don’t take themselves too seriously, this shirt delivers cozy comfort with maximum personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for penguin lovers, meme lovers, introverts, animal lovers, awkward humor fans, funny gift shoppers, internet culture lovers, and anyone who occasionally accepts defeat with humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Garment Details\u003cbr\u003e• Comfort Colors garment-dyed shirt\u003cbr\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Soft-washed fabric with vintage lived-in feel\u003cbr\u003e• Relaxed unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e• Durable double-needle stitching\u003cbr\u003e• Embroidered design approximately 4.5\" x 4.5\"\u003cbr\u003e• Embroidery backing on the inside is completely normal and helps support stitching\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 Sizing Information\u003cbr\u003e• Unisex sizing\u003cbr\u003e• Runs true to size\u003cbr\u003e• If you’re between sizes, I recommend sizing up\u003cbr\u003e• For oversized fit, size up 1–2 sizes\u003cbr\u003e• Please review size chart carefully before ordering\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🧵 Embroidery Care\u003cbr\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside out\u003cbr\u003e• Wash with like colors\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003cbr\u003e• Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e• Do not iron directly on embroidery\u003cbr\u003e• Embroidery backing softens naturally with washing and wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⏱️ Production \u0026amp; Shipping\u003cbr\u003e• Every item is embroidered to order\u003cbr\u003e• Production time usually 1–2 business days\u003cbr\u003e• Shipping typically takes 3–5 business days within the U.S.\u003cbr\u003e• Shipping may occasionally take longer during busy seasons\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🤍 About My Shop\u003cbr\u003eThank you so much for supporting my small business! Every item is embroidered to order with care and attention to detail. I create funny, cozy, personality-filled embroidered apparel inspired by animals, internet humor, and whimsical designs that make people smile.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you ever have questions, ideas, or concerns, please message me anytime — I’m always happy to help.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌎 International Orders\u003cbr\u003eBuyers are responsible for any customs fees, duties, taxes, or tariffs charged by their country. 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